Posts tagged bettycrocker

Started the day off right getting woken up at noon, by two men and a plumber beating down my door. They barged in with a twelve foot ladder and a hefty bag of attitude saying they were there to fix the “leak” which was in no way a leak, as I told them yesterday, rather just condensation dripping from the shotty heating unit above… But after coming home a few days ago to find the hallways transformed into a slip and slide, and a stairwell that looked like Niagra Falls they wanted to avoid another insurance claim and took a better look.

…and what a shame, I was just about to do a Crunch Fitness video in the living room…guess I’ll have to get my ab’s blasted another time.

Came home after work and finished the night off proper, making good out of a bunch of over-ripe bananas…what started as a little midnight bake sesh, pushin out a cool dozen Choco-Chip Banana Nut Muffins before bed…resulted in a battle royal between my eye and a raw egg, a minor explosion involving a bag of flour and a steak knife and a total yield of over four dozen muffins…Probs should have checked the serving size on that recipe before I began. Eek!

Surprised? Not really. I’ve always been much more akin to Betty Page, than Betty Crocker. 

Anyone hungry? I need to get these out of my apartment immediately, before a real muffin top takes form around my waste line…